Party Bus Process Server: Dr. Tinsley Ariana Taylor Keefe Boogies Her Way to Serving Them Papers Though

process-server-oklahoma-party-bus When it comes to process serving, Dr. Tinsley Ariana Taylor Keefe is all about thinking up creative ways to get her client’s paperwork to where it needs to go. Sometimes, this means going to extreme measures. However, Dr. Keefe has been known to have a lot of fun with her clients in the process. Remember, a good process server gets ‘em served anyway she or he has to.

So, one day, maybe a month or two ago, Dr. Tinsley Ariana Taylor Keefe gets a phone call from a friend that she knows from Oklahoma City. Actually, Tinsley’s assistant, Jessica, received the phone call. You see, Tinsley Keefe is super busy so sometimes she routes her phone calls to Jessica’s phone so that she may answer them for her. Anyway, the friend needed some papers served to a real head banger of a guy.

The guy’s name was Cocaine Dwayne if that tells you anything about his character. The papers that needed to be served to him dealt with child support or something to that effect. Now, the problem with this case is that Cocaine Dwayne was very hard to track down as he was always partying! Like, always, always partying. It didn’t matter the time or day; Dwayne was livin’ la vida loca.

Dr. Tinsley Keefe had to put her thinking helmet on for this one. How could she come in contact with Cocaine Dwayne in order to serve him his child support paperwork? And then, it hit her. Tinsley would party with Dwayne. Dr. Keefe called her friend back and asked if she knew where Dwayne would be partying this weekend and her friend said, “Oh, that’s easy! We will both be on a party bus on Saturday.”

At first, Dr. Tinsley Ariana Keefe was a bit perplexed. Why on earth would you be serving a dude with child support papers yet be partying with his deadbeat ass over the weekend? Whatever. That was none of Tinsley’s concern. She had a job to do despite the circumstances and she was going to git ‘er done!

As Saturday rolled around, Dr. Keefe slipped into her sexiest jean shorts and swankest sleeveless top. She may as well look like a million bucks and have some fun if she was going to be on a party bus. Before she knew it, Dr. Keefe heard a loud beeping in her driveway. She shoved the papers in her bag and headed out the door. The party bus had arrived!

As she climbed the bus stairs she was met but clouds of smoke, clanking glasses, and Izzy Azalea music playing over the speakers. “This is going to be a night to remember,” thought Tinsley.

She spotted Cocaine Dwayne right away and he looked exactly as she envisioned him. Mullet, skin tight jeans, and a wife beater tank top. And would you believe it? Dwayne was hitting on Tinsley all night long and tried to take her home. He actually said, “Hey baby, you look like a hot mamajamma! Wanna come home with me tonight?” Dr. Keefe smiled and said. “No, but you can take these papers home with you. You’ve been served.”

The End

I Ain’t Afraid of No Notary Public! Dr. John Patrick Keefe II Takes on Some Colorful Characters.

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Notary Being a Notary Public isn’t all puppies and roses like some may think. It’s a job, it’s work, and sometimes your clients are complete weirdos. Now, there isn’t anything wrong with being a weirdo. I, for one, am a proud weirdo, but then there are some weirdos who cross that line between comfortable and uncomfortable. Dr. John Patrick Keefe II, a notary public, has met a few of these folks during what he thought were random, run-of-the-mill notary public services.

Unlike many notary publics, John Keefe allows clients to come directly to his home for document signing purposes. You see, in Dr. Keefe’s world, keeping the client comfortable and meeting their needs always comes first. Sometimes, it is far more convenient for him or her to come to him vs. the other way around. However, things can get a bit hairy at times with some of the more flamboyant characters that Dr. John Patrick Keefe II sees.

There was this one time when Dr. Keefe received a phone call form a husband and wife duo who were looking for notary public services. They claimed that they were already in the area and could swing by John’s residence. Now, as stated before, this is a service that Dr. Keefe provides so this request was completely normal.

When the couple arrived, they showed up in a hearse. I’m not even joking with you. They showed up in a freaking hearse! It turns out the couple owned and operated a mortuary and they were on their way to a funeral and needed some documents notarized first. In case you are wondering, yes, they had a fresh one in the car.

Being the wonderful notary public that Dr. John Keefe II is, he didn’t think anything of this strange occurrence, notarized the couple’s paperwork, and sent them on their way. What a guy that John Keefe is!

On another occasion, a woman from a paranormal investigation society needed to have her documents signed and asked Dr. John Keefe if she could meet him at his residence. Again, John agreed and waited for her arrival. When she got to his house she immediately started acting strange and complaining that her head was hurting. Dr. Keefe offered her a Tylenol but the woman refused and said, “My head hurts due to all the spirits yelling at me from within your home. Tylenol won’t help.” Unfortunately, this client did freak John out a little and he signed her documents quicker than Joanie could say that she loves Chichi.

So, you see, folks, it takes guts to be a notary public. Dr. John Patrick Keefe II isn’t just an average gentleman, he’s a warrior. He has to deal with people that most of us wouldn’t even let near us, but that’s who John is. When you need documents notarized, Dr. John Patrick Keefe is there to make your day with a smile on his face

Need a Process Server During the Holidays? Dr. John Patrick Keefe II can Help You!

santa Just because Santa just came down your chimney does not mean that process serving services should go dim. I mean, truthfully, what better time to serve someone other than on the holidays? No, I don’t mean that in a calloused and mean way but rather during the holidays, where are people likely to be? With their families, of course! This means the people or person you wish to serve will be easy to find and readily available for process servers like Dr. John Patrick Keefe II to make contact with. Yes, John Keefe works on holidays. Isn’t he great?

So, what do you do if you have a pressing matter that needs to be addressed via process serving and it just so happens to be Christmas Eve? Well, you call up Dr. John Patrick Keefe and you tell him what you need. John will undoubtedly set down his glass of eggnog, put his Christmas stocking on, and jingle all the way to the person needing to be served. Guess what else? Mr. Keefe might even just sing a few Christmas carols on the way!

What better Christmas gift could you ever give to you yourself than the ability to have someone in your life process served that may have done you wrong? I certainly can’t think of anything! Imagine a man dressed up as Jolly Old Saint Nicholas carrying a big red velvet bag with a golden draw string. He pulls up in front of a dimly lit residence and knocks on the door. When the occupants answer the door, Dr. Keefe will let out a jolly “Ho, Ho, Ho!” and pull out the court documents from his red bag and say, “You’ve been served!”

Now, some might think this strategy isn’t very nice but we at Oklahoma Judicial Process Servers think that it is quite genius! Why? Because nobody is going to be ducking the law or in hiding during the holidays. No, siree! The holidays are one of the best times to find someone and get those court documents in their hands so that they can begin giving you what you need from them by way of the legal system.

Another scenario can involve Pilgrims. You know which holiday I’m getting at, don’t you? That’s right, Thanksgiving! Dr. John Keefe and Friends can dress up as Pilgrims or little turkeys and head on over to the place where the legal documents need to go and get them served with success. Who on earth isn’t going to open the door for pilgrims and turkeys?! I can hear it now. “You’ve been served, goggle gobble!”

The point is, Dr. John Patrick Keefe II cares about you and your needs. He doesn’t want your holiday season to be ruined because you are worried about getting somebody served. No way, man! John Keefe wants you to suck on your candy canes with robust Christmas Spirit knowing full well that he has your back.

Happy holidays!