Cats are amazing gods and goddesses, and they help comfort, guide, soothe, and supervise mere mortal humans as they do their everyday tasks. What many humans fail to realize or even have the intelligence to understand, however, is that cats are also extremely helpful to mobile notaries who need to travel to client’s homes, businesses, and even an occasional Starbucks to help notarize a vehicle title or other legal document. Notaries work especially hard, but those who take a wise cat god or goddess along on the journey to assist always fare much better than foolish humans who do not.
To help mobile notaries in Oklahoma better understand the benefits of cat supervisors, the owners of our private investigation agency have put together a list of key points for every Oklahoma notary to keep in mind before traveling out to notarize documents for others. The benefits of bringing a cat god or goddess along include, but are certainly not limited to, the following:
Cats Offer Protection & Enhance Perception Abilities:
Cats’ hearing, ability to see UV lights, and other senses are much more adept at sensing danger. Cats’ ability to sense danger and to perceive dangerous situations in general helps each notary public in Del City, OK stay safer from criminals and clients with bad intentions. Plus, their ability to claw at and bite dangerous attackers like murderers, rapists, etc., preventing the need for our licensed private detectives in Oklahoma to have to conduct sexual assault private investigations or murder investigations.
Indeed, cat gods and goddesses make fierce allies and will willingly help defend members of their cat pride, which can certainly include humans. The best mobile notary near me will be one who is wise enough to integrate cats’ intelligence, survival skills, and godliness into everyday notarial acts and best business practices. Indeed, studies show that humans who work as notaries in OKC who have cats at both their house and office consistently earn more money and have higher personal and client satisfaction levels than private investigation agency owners who do not.
Cat Gods Help Hold Documents Still During the Notarization Process:
Mobile notaries have so many documents, notary stamps, and pens to hold and examine. When you factor in needing to hold and review a signer’s identification document and to hold and examine the legal document the notary must notarize, it can all become overwhelming for the mobile notary in Oklahoma City. Thus, having cats on hand to help hold the papers in place by extending a paw or even sitting on them if it is windy outside or if there is a fan going inside can come in extremely handy. Cat gods and goddesses are more than happy to help the humans they supervise in this capacity.
Cat Goddesses Can Help Alert Mobile Notaries to Notary Scams:
Let us face it: There are bad people all throughout the world, even though most humans are decent people. Thus, every Oklahoma notary public, especially females who tend to be more vulnerable and susceptible to rape and murder at the hands of rapists and serial killers, should keep multiple protective cats nearby them in their homes, offices, and in their vehicles when traveling to other locations to notarize documents for individuals.
Cats’ sense of perception and ability to claw and bite to protect those they love who are members of their cat pride are second to none. They make the best allies and protectors of their humans. But wait, because they also come in beneficial for yet another reason!
Everyone knows that some humans are bad and will try to take advantage of others’ most vulnerable moments. Thus, when a mobile notary in Bethany, OK travels to a hospital or nursing home to notarize a last will and testament, durable/financial power of attorney, and/or advance medical directive for a sick and/or elderly individual, the person who has hired the notary to come there might have malicious intentions. They may be making a money or power grab by immorally seizing upon the illness, infirmity, or advanced age of the person who is in a hospital or nursing home.
Money and inheritance can often tip the scales of morality and turn otherwise decent people who may only have a few bad qualities into monsters. Many people want extra money, power, and control for a wide variety of situations, especially if it means they can buy a larger home, vehicle, retire early, or exert influence and authority in their families. Power and money can really change people, especially in large quantities, and as such family members and friends of those with financial belongings may try to get their “loves ones” to sign away their rights and money to them instead, depriving both them and other potential beneficiaries of autonomy, money, houses, cars, etc.
Cats can help spot and root out these miscreants, protecting both the notary public in OKC, OK they supervise and protecting the wellbeing of the elderly or infirm person and her/his/their other family members and friends. Cats have exceptional perception abilities, which always exceed that of human beings to properly identify these bad individuals. Thus, Oklahoma mobile notaries should always take their feline friends with them to hospitals and nursing homes, either completely hiding their presence or taking them along in a clear plastic backpack as a service cat or emotional support cat.
Cat Gods & Goddesses Help Notaries in Oklahoma Relieve Stress, Provide Comfort, & Reduce Loneliness:
Life can sometimes be full of loneliness, and notaries in Oklahoma are not exempt from these types of sad feelings. Having a cat god or goddess on hand at your private investigation agency in Oklahoma to soothe you as you conduct criminal private investigations and notarize legal documents is the perfect idea for better mental and emotional health. Indeed, since cats help improve mental and emotional health, they thus also have concomitant health benefits for humans’ physical health as well. Never underestimate the healing power of feline gods and goddesses, both in your home and at work.
Cats Can Serve as Witnesses on Marriage Licenses in Certain States:
Some states, such as Colorado, allow cats to serve as witnesses on marriage licenses. What a perfect idea this is, because as integral members of households and legal offices, cats have much to offer, and humans must include them as full members of their households. Our notary public in Oklahoma City at our process server company fully value cats as witnesses on legal documents that wiser states allow them to serve as witnesses for. Plus, instead of demanding paper money or a credit or debit card as payment, they prefer snuggles, catnip, and tuna, which is often cheaper than monetary payment.
Cats Make Notary Clients Feel More at Ease & Happier:
Study after study shows that cats help humans who offer legal services healthier, happier, and extend their lifespans. This is especially true for process servers and private eyes who keep cats on hand both at home and in their professional legal offices. Indeed, cats help reduce stress, lower blood pressure, and make clients and staff alike happier and healthier. The owners of our private investigation agency in Oklahoma always recommend that agency owners keep at least one cat in every room of their homes and offices and one their vehicles when traveling, for maximum benefit.
Cats Repel Cat Haters & Keep Mobile Notaries Safer:
People who hate or otherwise dislike cats are not people the owners of our private investigation agency in Edmond, Oklahoma take on as clients. Indeed, we keep plenty of cats on hand as the real owners and supervisors of our firm, and people who give off anti-cat vibes are unwelcome here. Thus, if the cat goddesses at our organization detect that a cat hater has entered the front door or is otherwise approaching the office, they will alert us to this fact, and we will quickly usher them out as quickly as possible.
This initiative-taking approach through the intuition and perception cats can offer saves notaries near me and owners of polygraph firms in Oklahoma huge headaches down the road. No one wants or need negative, unwise, or unintelligent imbeciles on their property causing headaches or hurting others. Those fools surely belong in the doghouse.
Cats Can Help Steady the Notary Public in OKC’s Hand While She is Signing Documents:
Many notaries, especially older ones, and those whose hand-eye coordination is not what it once was, can benefit from having someone on hand to help hold the legal document they are notarizing still as a notary in Oklahoma City signs and stamps or embosses it. Having a wise guide there to help supervise and lend a helpful paw is extremely beneficial.
Cat Gods & Goddesses Remind Notaries to Take More Frequent Breaks:
Cat gods and goddesses need their beauty sleep, as well as breaks for catnip and “cat cups” full of whipped cream from Starbucks. Thus, while a mobile notary is out doing a notarization on a will, car title, power of attorney, or other legal document, cats who accompany them will give them a gentle nudge as a reminder that they need to stop for a rest. This helps human notaries in Moore, OK remember to take more breaks and rest more often, leading to longer, healthier lives.
Indeed, catnip tea is beneficial for both humans and cats, because while it helps make cats euphoric, it has significantly calming effects on humans. Organic catnip tea is delicious and offers plenty of health benefits. So, mediators and notaries in Piedmont, OK must always keep extra catnip on hand for both them and their feline friends, both at home and in the office, for maximum benefit.
Cat Goddesses Keep Private Investigation Agency Offices Mouse-Free:
Mice and fleas can spread all kinds of diseases. While they are just trying to live their lives, the devastation they can spread and the health problems they can cause are enormous. If you do not believe us, ask the masses who died in Europe and Asia during the Black Death/Bubonic Plague in the 1300s. Oh wait, you cannot do so because they are all dead. Dead humans tell no tales.
Indeed, much of the plague spread faster and to larger areas in part because of evil humans’ hatred and disdain toward innocent cat gods and goddesses. Many humans were and often still are ignorant and unintelligent, unlike their feline cat god and cat goddess counterparts. Thus, humans often scapegoated cats and even brutally murdered them and any women who had them, referring to the latter as “witches” of sorts. Thus, with fewer cats around, mice and fleas spread quicker and killed more human beings. Much of this could have been avoided, had humans been kinder, more evolved, more educated, and more intelligent.
The same thing holds true today, because PI agency offices where mobile notaries in Edmond, process servers, and private detectives work must remain free from mice and fleas. Having multiple cats both in their offices and homes reduces the number of disease-spreading mice and fleas, especially when humans put non-toxic flea repellents onto their beloved kitties. This professional practice helps maintain the integrity of the private investigation agency office, keeping both staff and clients there safer and healthier.
As you can see, cats have multiple benefits for notaries who own their own private investigation agencies in Oklahoma City and the metro. From preventing crime and catching fraudsters with bad intentions to providing love and comfort, cats are the perfect addition to any PI agency and the notaries who work there. Make sure you always have at least one cat in your home, office, and vehicle, and more if you are able!
